HEAD TO TOE

By The1nsider 1 week ago

TRIDENT

#16 // ARJUN MAINI

#17 // SANTINO FERRUCCI

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We naturally tend to compare drivers on track, but at The Insider magazine, we’ve decided to have them go head to head and toe to toe in our alternative driver camparison. To launch this new feature, who best but troublemaker Ferrucci and easy-going Arjun Maini ? We’ll draw our own conclusions at the end, but feel free to sound off on social media if you disagree!

HEAD
Who gets their hair cut the most often?
Arjun:
Santino, for sure! This is my first one in the past year…
Santino:
Me. Although, everyone got theirs cut this weekend, and I’d got my done before…

EYES
Who posts the most selfies on Instagram?
Arjun:
Santino. I don’t have Instagram! The one on there is fake, it’s not even from my PR guys.
Santino:
Arjun doesn’t use Instagram, so…me.

MOUTH
Who tells the most jokes?
Arjun: I think he tries to tell jokes, but he fails. My sense of humour is definitely better than his…
Santino:
Out of who makes fun of who the most, I probably hammer Arjun most with comments and jokes…

SHOULDERS
Who best handles the pressure before a race?
Arjun: Me, definitely.
Santino:
I’d say myself. I’m just a more relaxed person, and I’ve seen Arjun under pressure…

TUMMY
Who’s always first in the queue for lunch?
Arjun: Me! This is for sure!
Santino:
Well, Arjun goes backwards…so I’m gonna say him.

ARMS
Who can do the most push-ups in one sitting?
Arjun: Me. I can do about 80 to 100…
Santino:
He’s gonna say he can, but I don’t think so. I’ve never counted, it’s not part of basic training!

HANDS
Who has published the most tweets?
Arjun: Santino…
Santino:
It’s hard to say, we’re both quite inactive. I’d say me though, I don’t think Arjun knows who runs his account!

LEGS
Who has the most pairs of jeans?
Arjun: Probably Santino, yeah.
Santino:
Yeah, I have a lot of jeans.

FEET
Who is the best dancer?
Arjun: I’m pretty sh*t, but looking at him I don’t think he’d be good. Maybe this is one we don’t have an answer to…
Santino:
We’re both pretty bad! I’m better at being worse, I’d say.

OVERALL
Arjun goes out on a limb with his confidence to win out on push-ups, along with his excellent lunch-leading skills, but Santino’s more frequent visits to the barber and being generally more bothered about his social media output just puts him in front. Sorry Arjun, maybe it’s time to get Instagram if you want a rematch…

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  Issue 13 F2
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