HEAD TO TOE

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#18 // SÉRGIO SETTE CÂMARA

#19 // LANDO NORRIS

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They’ve gone toe to toe with each other plenty of times on the track this year, but just how do Sérgio Sette Câmara and Lando Norris stack up against each other off of it? Using our highly-scientific and not-at-all-arbitrary methods to compare them, we find out. Of course, you’re welcome to disagree with the victor on social media…

HEAD
Who gets their hair cut the most often?
Sérgio: I’d say Lando! I don’t go much, I get it really long and then cut it short!
Lando:
Ooh…I would say Sérgio. I don’t go often enough…over every month?

EYES
Who posts the most selfies on Instagram?
Sérgio: Him! I never posted a selfie in my life…it’s just weird!
Lando:
Selfies…I’ve never seen any selfie of Sérgio, so I’ll have to say me.

MOUTH
Who tells the most jokes?
Sérgio: Me! I think I win that one…
Lando:
I think it’s quite even! I do the most jokes with the team, but between us two it’s Sérgio.

SHOULDERS
Who best handles the pressure before a race?
Sérgio: I don’t know! I think pressure’s a varying thing, you can have good moments and bad moments.
Lando:
[pauses] I would say me, I maybe ask the least questions. He wants to know 100% of everything…

TUMMY
Who’s always first in the queue for lunch?
Sérgio: Uh, I don’t know! [F2: You’re always late to everything…] Hey that’s not fair, I’m changing! I’ll say I do.
Lando:
I never have lunch here, I always bring my own. Therefore, Sérgio!

ARMS
Who can do the most push-ups in one sitting?
Sérgio: I can, yeah! I don’t know how many I can do, maybe 60-70?
Lando:
We’ve never had a contest! I would say Sérgio, my record’s something like 70.

HANDS
Who has published the most tweets?
Sérgio: Him, of course. I cannot win that one…
Lando:
Me.

LEGS
Who has the most pairs of jeans?
Sérgio: Probably him as well, I don’t have many pairs…I have more shorts!
Lando:
Definitely not me, it’s gotta be Sérgio! I don’t think I have any pairs of jeans…

FEET
Who is the best dancer?
Sérgio: I’ve never seen him dancing, but if he’s worse than me he’s pretty bad!
Lando:
I don’t dance! And I’ve seen Sérgio in a nightclub…so I’ll say Sérgio.

OVERALL

Just like their on-track battles, Sérgio and Lando are pretty evenly matched! With haircuts an even contest, Sette Câmara’s aversion to the camera thrusts Norris into an early lead, but the Brit’s frequent DNSes in the lunch queue puts him slightly behind. While Lando’s Twitter feed is more active, his general distaste for jeans and dancing just pegs Sérgio ahead. It’s a battle of attrition, but Sérgio Sette Câmara just about takes the spoils. Congratulations!

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