HEAD TO TOE

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BWT ARDEN

#11 // MAXIMILIAN GÜNTHER

#12 // NIREI FUKUZUMI

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BWT Arden pair Maximilian Günther and Nirei Fukuzumi go toe-to-toe in this week’s edition of racing’s most irrelevant driver comparison

HEAD
Who gets their hair cut the most often?
Maximilian: For me it’s every two weeks!
Nirei:
When I lived in Japan I got my hair cut once every month, but he cuts more than me for sure!

EYES
Who posts the most selfies on Instagram?
Maximilian: It’s me, but Nirei sometimes does in his stories.
Nirei:
I say it’s Maxi, I don’t take selfies…

MOUTH
Who tells the most jokes?
Maximilian: It’s clearly Nirei!
Nirei:
It’s me!

SHOULDERS
Who best handles the pressure before a race?
Maximilian: I think we’re equal. I think I handle it well, but everyone has that opinion of themselves.
Nirei:
I think this is hard…equal.

TUMMY
Who’s always first in the queue for lunch?
Maximilian: Did you have lunch today, Nirei? [Nirei: Not yet!] I’ve eaten, so I win!
Nirei:
This depends on the day. If the race is late, I don’t have it too early. So I think it’s Maxi.

ARMS
Who can do the most push-ups in one sitting?
Maximilian: Without stopping, maybe 40?
Nirei:
I think we’re similar.

HANDS
Who has published the most tweets?
Maximilian: We’ll have to check! Ah, it’s 714 so it’s clearly Nirei!
Nirei:
I have…2433 tweets.

LEGS
Who has the most pairs of jeans?
Maximilian: Yeah, I’ve got about four or five, maybe.
Nirei:
I have only two or three jeans.

FEET
Who is the best dancer?
Maximilian: We haven’t discovered yet, but I imagine it’s Nirei!
Nirei:
I think everyone would say me…I’ll say me, but I’m so bad at dancing. I want to see Maxi dancing…

OVERALL

Getting off to a better start with more frequent visits to the barber, Maximilian also prefers his selfies to hang around for longer than 24 hours – claiming round two. If there was any doubt that Nirei would not win the jokes round, that’s truly been put to bed. It’s all square in the middle stages, and Arden’s Japanese ace brings it level with more tweets. Next, it’s quite possibly the lowest scoring jeans round we’ve seen yet; with just a couple of pairs in it, Günther wins before Fukuzumi waltzes to victory in the final question. It might just be a tie here.

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  Issue 19 F2
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